aunt bea said i've figured out why people don't believe in global warming it's got the wrong name people see and hear about ice floes into homes superstorms around the world these hot and cold flashes of weather make people say you call that global warming we need a name that matches the symptoms the earth is experiencing a term that conveys the extremes of the earth's moods and the difficult times ahead for mankind i'm recommending global menopause there's a term even a politician will be able to comprehend
– Charles W. Martin (Reading Between the Minds)
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